The Column of Lasting Insignificance: April 21, 2012
by John Wilcock
On the one hand, China is making some of the cheapest products in the world and at the same time some of our wealthiest citizens are buying up the world’s most expensive things. We’ve been accumulating wealth and it has come to mean almost everything: an abundant life, respect from others and, above all, power. Wealth has become China’s most successful religion.
Duo Jiang Ming, editor in chief
GAMBLING IS A RACKET, not a tool of economic development, claims Kevin D. Williamson, pointing out that although Las Vegas might live off the high-rollers, the “whales” who bet $$thousands at a time, it’s the low-rollers who are “the new bread and butter” for casinos in the rest of the country. And the rest of the country is starting to mean absolutely everywhere as more and more states get into the act. Nor is it an example of the free market at work. “It is a cartel in most cases and a monopoly in many, all with the blessings of the state.”
A Malaysian conglomerate, Genting, now headquartered in the Miami Herald’s old Biscayne Bay headquarters, operates the biggest casinos outside Macau, one of which is the giant Foxwoods Resort in Connecticut which is ostensibly owned by the Pequot tribe. Here, as elsewhere, it’s what Williamson calls “the Silver Horde” that makes things pay. Recent statistics reveal that gambling rates for the over-65s went from 35% to 80% in recent years. By 1996, gambling was a bigger business than movies, record music, sports, live entertainment, and cruise shops combined. As for the economic development, Atlantic City went from having the 50th highest per capita crime rate in the U.S. to being number one on the list. “That’s a big price to pay, but many in government are willing to pay it — for a big enough cut of the action.”
PUBLIC ART SHOWS have always been vulnerable to unqualified amateurs with even Montmartre, once the home of Toulouse-Lautrec and Picasso, increasingly confronting tourist shoppers with “ugly landscapes and unrecognizable portraits,” according to the London Times. Although would-be exhibitors are required to have a license to exhibit in the plaza behind Sacré Coeur in Paris, the paper declares that “artists of little talent and even fewer scruples” have been gaining admittance by submitting photos of other people’s work to the commission. So beginning this month, all of the 40 candidates for a $300 license to exhibit, will be required to paint an original work in 30 minutes in front of a panel of art experts.
WHAT KIND OF gullible fools buy silver dollars after seeing those full-page ads? A recent one in the Los Angeles Times offered silver dollars for $34.74 per coin, stating that this was “at cost…. completely free of dealer markup.” Really? Who paid for the full-page ad? And consider the sales pitch from the advertiser, an outfit called the U.S. Money Reserve, that “experts predict that silver may have enough potential to reach a price as high as $200 an ounce in future.” Hey, that would be some profit if the company kept the dollars for themselves instead of virtually giving them away.
“When I make a movie, the critics get to have their way with me. When I make a machine that goes to the bottom of the ocean, it either works or it doesn’t. It’s nobody’s opinion. The reviewers don’t get to make a comment. I like that.”
James CameronNYT’s Andrew Goldman
‘DE-SHOPPING’ IS THE TERM retailers use to describe the escalating trend of customers who ‘buy’ something for a short time — such as clothing to wear for a special occasion or a giant TV to watch a football game — and then returning it for a refund. It also includes selling back to a store, goods from which have been shoplifted, and altogether costs retailers a whopping $14.4bn a year, according to the National Retail Federation. Guilty customers don’t see their actions as fraudulent, according to some managers, apparently believing that if stores are sufficiently credulous to take goods back, it serves them right. The extent of this kind of robbery is causing a reaction: some stores are reducing the time period in which goods can be returned and insisting on identification checks to deter repeaters.
PRETTY WELL EVERYBODY has an opinion about William Shakespeare and there’s no shortage of appraisal during the British Museum’s exhibition, Shakespeare: Staging the World. Critic Robert Butler describes the bard as the rewrite man that Hollywood can only dream of. “Give him Plutarch’s 80-page essay on Mark Antony and he’ll give you the 3,500-line tragedy, Antony and Cleopatra….Unlike some rewrite men, he doesn’t tidy up the original, he untidies it. He takes plays with happy endings and leaves them ambivalent; he obscures motive and adds seemingly extraneous characters and glancing scenes.” This is the year of The World Shakespeare Festival when all 37 of the master’s plays are being staged in 37 languages at London’s Globe Theater.
THE SUBJECT OF DREAMS is never out of mind because everybody has them, is rarely out of print because it’s of timeless interest. Even magazines such as Popular Science are not immune, two successive issues of that publication recently having carried stories headed Do Animals Dream? and Is It Possible to Control Our Dreams? The former piece quoted the University of British Columbia’s professor Stanley Coren, who wrote that watching sleeping dogs or cats twitch or paw the air suggests that they’re dreaming of bones to bury or mice to chase. Canines go through the same REM sleep stages that we do, the prof claims, only faster. Over at Harvard, psychology professor Deidre Barrett has been asking students to focus on a problem while falling asleep and then recording their dreams.
So often a dream seems like an echo of a familiar waking moment. “Even when the surroundings are alien, we recognize a fragment from the day before,” says Dr. John Sayle, “distorted though it may be, it resembles some aspect of reality.” For more than a decade, what might be termed “dream pre-recognition” has been the subject of Dr. Sayle and his colleagues at the Hallucinatory Institute of Spokane, one of whom, Nerys Dee adds: “Dreams reflect and draw attention to many things we have failed to notice when awake.”
History offers many examples of pre-recognition, the most famous being the occasion in William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar where Caesar told his friend Decius about his wife’s dream of seeing his statue running with blood from a thousand spouts. “In ancient times dreams were seen as supernatural messages from the gods to warn, advise. Prophesy and encourage,” write Montagu Ullman and Nan Zimmerman in their book, Working With Dreams.
[for more on this subject see issues 7, 8 and 10 of the Ojai Orange, 2002]
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